This Little Piggy Went to Market
An inside scoop has it that more than 10,000 retailers in Shanghai are going to start offering fingerprint payment by early next year. Sweet Mother of Neptune! That just can't be true!!
I hope my little piggies are safe. Can you imagine some bad guy going on a shopping spree with your dismembered pinky? If he really wanted to sneak it by the cashier, he could hollow it out and wear it over his own pinky like a magician’s thumb.
Gross... but feasible? Retailers, let’s disincent the weirdos. Keep the credit limit on our body parts low please.